So why not try it?

21st July 2019

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14th August 2018

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4am-phonecalls:

Making someone horny when theyre in a really inappropriate place to be horny is my favourite hobby

14th August 2018

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whoburntmytoast:

ghostkld:

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HEWWO????

This is the only version of this meme I will accept

14th August 2018

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LipSense Party! →

Hello my lovelies! We are holding my first ever makeup party. LongDrop Cider in Boise Idaho has been kind enough to let us use a few of their tables. Cider AND makeup? Can life get better? I submit it CANNOT! Please invite your friends and family! Also, for those of you who are out of state/can’t make it I am happy to set up a video conference! Can’t wait to see you!
Anyone interested in these products feel free to message me! I’m happy to answer questions and provide you with links to the product list!
100% cruelty free, this stuff stays on! You can even swim in it and it WON’T BUDGE!

5th May 2018

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warmmcshine:

I love these two 💕

17th April 2018

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starfieldcanvas:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

One of my long term fandom friends (back from ye olde message board days of yore) has been posting for weeks about how her teenage daughter is “out of control” and she just posted in the facebook group about how her daughter has ruined Christmas by deciding to be a lesbian and the whole group just went “Karen, you’ve been writing gay m/m slash fic for three decades” and she went “but that’s different, that’s not REAL” and I’ve never tried to actively set someone on fire with my brain before but

“I came to you guys for support not to be attacked”

That’s funny, that’s really funny, because that’s probably how your child feels. You fucking shitheel.

Two of the other mom’s in the group just offered to take M for Christmas and keep her with them when school restarts because she deserves to be loved. One of them actually said “deserves a real mother” and I just spat my tea everywhere.

We all just got banned from the group but for anyone concerned “Aunt” Bee (wonderful, great A+ person) just posted in her personal feed that M showed up at her house and is safe.

crash course in why anyone who implies liking slash makes you an ally is talking out of their ass

17th April 2018

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rightbackheretohauntyou:
“ hummingbirdbandit:
“ Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.
Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?
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student: i really don’t understand the material. can you explain it?
professor who also doesn’t...

rightbackheretohauntyou:

hummingbirdbandit:

Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.

Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

student: i really don’t understand the material. can you explain it?

professor who also doesn’t understand the material: oh haven’t you heard?

17th April 2018

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The quickest show not tell tip ever.

itstartswithablankpage:

‘Always show, not tell,’ is a big fat lie. If you always show, you’ll have half a novel of descriptive words and flowy sentences that will be hard to read.

Here is a quick tip:

Show emotion.

Tell feelings.


Don’t tell us ‘she was sad.’ Show us- ‘Her lip trembled, and her eyes burned as she tried to keep her tears at bay.’

Don’t show us ‘her eyelids were heavy- too heavy. Her limbs could barely function and she couldn’t stop yawning.’ Tell us - ‘she felt tired that morning.’

Showing emotion will bring the reader closer to the characters, to understand their reactions better. But I don’t need to read about how slow she was moving due to tiredness.

Likewise, when you do show, keep it to a max three sentences. Two paragraphs of ‘how she was sad,’ with no dialogue or inner thought is just as boring.

17th April 2018

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LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

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This is the best thing I have ever seen

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@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

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Dam it it got better

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S T O P

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

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This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

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ENOUGH

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NO

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do grand moff tarkin.

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The last one got me.

Can somebody to Han

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IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Oh my gosh this is getting out of hand

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That last one is perfection. Let it end here.

And the porgs? ;)

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I’m hungry.

17th April 2018

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blueelectricangels:

pervocracy:

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.